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hippo.

Piper was born at Edinburgh Zoo on 31 July, weighs 5.5kg, and has no idea she has a ticker.

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Weight, first health check 7 Aug 0.0kg
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Announced and filled the same session.

We were expecting a week or two of calm after announcing Gloria's pregnancy but nature had other ideas. It was a real surprise to come in and find a new face tucked up with mum.

Jonny Appleyard
Hoofstock team leader, RZSS

Quoted from the Edinburgh Zoo announcement. Quoting a source is not an endorsement by it. Neither RZSS nor Edinburgh Zoo has any involvement in this token.

Royal Zoological Society of Scotland
Edinburgh Zoo, hippo house

Announced
31 Jul 2026
Gloria's pregnancy made public
Filled
31 Jul 2026
Calf born, same day, before anyone had finished reading the news
Settled
07 Aug 2026
Warm bath, full body exam, gums and teeth. Female confirmed and named
Quantity
1
Just under 5.5 kg at first health check
Dam
Gloria
Also mother to Amara in 2021 and Haggis in 2024
Sire
Otto
Status: unbothered

Record compiled from RZSS and Edinburgh Zoo reporting, 7 August 2026. Every line above is checkable.

The file on Piper.

She is like a little bagpipe, always making cute little huffs and puffs.

Jade Robertson
Senior hoofstock keeper, RZSS

That is the whole reason she is called Piper. The keepers named her after the health check confirmed she was a girl.

Close view of Piper's face and ears.

Gloria and Otto

Mum Gloria has done this before. Piper is her third calf at Edinburgh Zoo, after Amara in 2021.

Piper's sister went viral

Gloria's 2024 calf, Haggis, became an internet phenomenon and got name-checked on Saturday Night Live. She moved to Wingham Wildlife Park last October.

Hard act to follow

On paper

Species
Choeropsis liberiensis
Born
Friday 31 July 2026
Age
counting
Weight
Just under 5.5 kg
Home
Edinburgh Zoo, RZSS

Thirteen careers. Seven days old.

None of this happened. Every image below is generated, and we are telling you that instead of hoping you assume it. The facts further up this page are the real ones, and each of those carries a source.

  • Piper illustrated sitting upright playing a golden flute beside a wooden sign reading PIPER.
    The original piperNamed after a bagpipe, not a flute. Close enough.
  • Piper illustrated in a navy suit at a desk with a brass nameplate reading PIPER.
    Chief executiveCorner office. Cannot yet reach the laptop.
  • Piper illustrated in chef whites and a toque, tending a flaming copper pan.
    Head chefFlambé section. Has no thumbs.
  • Piper illustrated in a boxing ring wearing red gloves and a gold PIPER championship belt.
    Undisputed championFighting at 5.5 kg. Undefeated by default.
  • Piper illustrated behind DJ decks under green lasers with a crowd behind.
    Resident DJPlays huffs. Plays puffs. Plays nothing else.
  • Piper illustrated in a grey hoodie at a laptop at night surrounded by energy drink cans.
    Night shift engineerShipping at 3am. Sleeps eighteen hours a day regardless.
  • Piper illustrated in a pilot uniform and aviator sunglasses in an airliner cockpit.
    CaptainCleared for takeoff. Has never left the hippo house.
  • Piper illustrated in a spacesuit floating inside a space station with Earth through the window.
    Mission specialistLow earth orbit. Weighs nothing up there, which she would enjoy.
  • Piper illustrated riding a wooden surfboard inside a breaking turquoise wave.
    Barrel riderPygmy hippos do not really swim. They walk along the bottom.
  • Piper illustrated on a winner's podium in green and white racing silks beside a gold trophy.
    Race winnerGreen silks. Top speed roughly one hippo per minute.
  • Piper illustrated in a tuxedo on a red carpet facing photographers.
    Leading roleHer sister Haggis actually did get on Saturday Night Live.
  • Piper illustrated in a graduation cap and gown on a lawn beside a rolled diploma.
    Class of 2026Honours in huffing. Distinction in puffing.
  • Piper illustrated on a grey lunar surface beside a small flag reading PIPER, with Earth in the sky.
    First hippo on the moonUnverified. No third party has confirmed this one.

She has to get to 45 kg somehow.

Weight 5.5kg Best 5.5kg

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An adult pygmy hippo reaches roughly 180 to 275 kg. She is at 5.5. This will take a while.

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Pygmy hippos live in the forests and swamps of West Africa, mostly Liberia.

0 left in the wild. The IUCN lists the species as endangered, and habitat loss has not stopped.

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The boring part, stated plainly.

What it is

A community meme token named after a real newborn pygmy hippo. That is the entire product. There is no company behind it, no roadmap, and no promised return.

The contract

Contract address, Robinhood Chain 0x96C2968FFc88c06a0576a79bd55CB657148064DE

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What to check before you trust anyone

Open the holders tab and read the top ten wallets. If a handful of addresses hold most of the supply, that is the whole story and no amount of website tells you otherwise. We are not going to summarise that number for you, because a summary is something you would have to take on faith.

Risk

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